What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.