What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.