Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.