What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!