How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.