How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)