How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture