How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!