How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron