What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.