How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!