In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
Don't sleep long in it.
Not all men.
They both distrust men.
Give them a test-tickle
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Nothing! This is real life.
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.