What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.