What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!