Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt