Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal