Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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Because Dey-go-bah.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers