How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.