How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!