How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!