How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them