How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"