How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.