What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist