What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.