How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.