How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.