What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

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A tourist.

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A tourist.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.