How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.