How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.