How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.