What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"