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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Amelia a package last week - did you get it !
Give it two test-tickles.
It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Work smarter not harder people.
With his goldfinger.
Because 7 always came first!!!
The Samsung Note 7
A pastryarchy.
A yeaster bunny!
Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
He keeps a log
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
