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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
Amelia a package last week - did you get it !
Give it two test-tickles.
It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
A balloon animal!
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
They are yellow can they only hold small packages
Because opposites attract.
Turnover.
He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.