What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!