What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House