Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.