Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.