Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Donkey Kong Jokes More Donkey Kong Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.