How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.