How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

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What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."