How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."