How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.