How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor