Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
She was looking in Alderaan places.
100$ bill.
Pies are round
When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
A huge short coming.
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.