Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."