Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.