It is an airport.
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Because he couldn't handle a few shots
They both banged JFK
I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."
An americano with an extra shot
He couldn't take shots to the head.
A bullet.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
He was all over his wife at the parade
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
An hour after its landed its still whining.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
Because he had an edible complex.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
