Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."