Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
They'll both bite at anything!
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
Well, you never know!
A photographer.
Shoot him in June.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
They watch moving picktures.
Because he's got no arms.