How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while