Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
You're running but don't know where to.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Remove the vowels in his rack.
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
A plastic parrot!
An incongruity between expectation and result.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Because he was dying to do so.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.