How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.