Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.