Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y