What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.