What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.