What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores?

Derivatives

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.