Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!