What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.