Comment after reading the article.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Fearless Reader
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
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Attire.
An -tuary!