The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A sneaker.
Because you know they did it.
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.