Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.