Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Telemarketer Jokes More Telemarketer Jokes

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.