Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Annoying Jokes More Annoying Jokes

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Noisy Noise Jokes More Noisy Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)