How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars