How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars