Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.