Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...