Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*