What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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None. They prefer Natural Light.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF