What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "