What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...