What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

because she was a woman!

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!