How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF