How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF