Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"