Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.