Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?