Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends

Jim Jokes More Jim Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.