How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How do you combat espionage?

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