How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!